alana goes away

sam comin down the track sophie lookin like a bike commercial the sweet as burner made by ralph dinner! saus hahaha most massive sammy ever, it was like max was holding a baby.  There was a bank holiday a few weeks ago so Sam, Guy, Sophie, Max and me all headed down to this little town called Polegate for some camping. Guy had figured it all out, so we could get our bikes down there (Guy, Max and Soph on the train with 5 bikes) as me and Sam were packing the smart car with all the gear and driving down. Sam had a lovely Alana concert of all the current pop hits on all the radio stations for a solid two hours, car singing is a well up there fav passtime. Anywho, when we got there we all met up in a very Coro st cafe across from the station, and hooned massive MASSIVE burgers before Sophie and I went to discover that Polegate has awesome op shops. I got like 4 shirts in the end aaaaand they're all great. So then Sgt Guy gives orders to get to ...

break time! Over Easter weekend this year, me, Sam, Guy, George and Rory hired a car to drive down to West Bay, Dorset, to stay in a caravan and see a bit more of the UK. Yep. We went there again. With the car hiring I mean. This time we had back up plans, yarns, people on call, the works. We were going for a flawless victory this time. Guy and I went out on the tube (its like 60 quid cheaper from the airport) and walked in like yes this is our day. We went up, and the guy asked me if I had my paper license. Why would I have that on me man. He was deadset like sorry you can't have the car. Keeping our cool and giving a thousand alternatives to his no, and maybe even a wee bit of an 'I'm actually not leaving without the car' moment he went out back and I was thinking all hope was lost. But no! Success! He came back and sent us off to row 3&4 to pick a car and huzzzzah we got a car with only 12kms on the clock. ...